"Meet the assistant manager" is a very special event at Spectacles for Humans and in magnititude it can only rival the "Employee of the 24th street" extravaganza which is yet to be approved by local merchant association.
Not to worry, we hold the whole town in our hands.
Ladies and gents, please welcome our new employee - 1985 Skyway Street Beat. This Lavender wonder is all original and is ready to serve the community.
And so it goes, a ride up treacherous 24th street is yours with any purchase.
Just ask and ride at your own risk.